Hey, I'm Michael, I'm 18. I'm obsessed with Zelda and Marvel. I love video games, like a lot. I'm also a singer/songwriter, but that doesn't really matter. I'm just gonna post whatever.

 

sexual-woman:

piggywaffle:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

HAPPY FUCKIN EASTER

WOAH WHAT WAIT OMFG

(Source: miles-eggworth)

vsimon115:

thspine:

gavinoh-free:

So I just got my history book.

How the fuck did this show up again after 6 god damn months

I WENT THROUGH NEARLY 10000 OF MY LIKED POSTS TO BRING THIS BACK

vsimon115:

thspine:

gavinoh-free:

So I just got my history book.

How the fuck did this show up again after 6 god damn months

I WENT THROUGH NEARLY 10000 OF MY LIKED POSTS TO BRING THIS BACK

(Source: raynarvaezjjr)

6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

mydamnhartbig:

egipciaca:

I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.


animators are too damn clever for their own good

mydamnhartbig:

egipciaca:

I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.

Your sister is dead because of you!  Requested by killed-8y-8r8k-spider.

animators are too damn clever for their own good

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade)

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade)

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.